A Collection of Limericks

The day had just dragged on so long
Good to be where we all belong
Running far and fast
The car’s bout to crash
The night is still young, let’s live on

The kid is about to poop
Let’s get her away from the group
Oh god its on my hand
It’s not what I had planned
So next time I’ll use a scoop

There once was a guy in my class
Who’d really care less if he passed
Turns out he was me
I got out scotch free
“If you talk you will fail”, my ass